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Cold, Unfeeling Human Overlords Rank 30 Pets for Financial Efficiency
On the spectrum of compassion for fellow humans, I fall somewhere between Daniel Plainview and Vegeta, Prince of All Saiyans. I’m ruthless and self-interested and generally take a dim view of the...
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So I Got Chickens
As I have already confessed, I love animals a bit too much. My husband and I, primates that we are, are minorities in our household. We have two dogs, a cat who believes she is a dog, and two maned...
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Is Pet Insurance Worth It?
As we’ve discussed, Piggy and I are pretty obsessed with our pets. I admire Piggy’s restraint in having but a single dog. My house currently contains four dogs, one cat, six chickens, and two...
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Twelve Reasons Senior Pets Are an Awesome Investment
I mentioned in my last post that my vacation was wholly suboptimal. The piss-icing on the shit-cake was that my little cat passed away. Yep, that was How I Spent My Summer Vacation, Part Two: Digging a...
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So I Got Chickens, Part 3: Baby’s First Egg
Guys, there’s been a lot of movement on the chicken front. And if you just pictured chickens in tiny military uniforms, good, that was my plan all along. It’s been just over six months since we got...
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How Can I Justify This Deeply Unethical Purchase?
Readers. I have a confession to make. I am not the righteous and principled person I pretend to be on Tumblr. When we were in Orlando for FinCon, I had one extra day and night to spend any way that I...
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Twelve Reasons Senior Pets Are an Awesome Investment
I mentioned in my last post that my vacation was wholly suboptimal. The piss-icing on the shit-cake was that my little cat passed away. Yep, that was How I Spent My Summer Vacation, Part Two: Digging...
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How Can I Justify This Deeply Unethical Purchase?
Readers. I have a confession to make. I am not the righteous and principled person I pretend to be on Tumblr. When we were in Orlando for FinCon, I had one extra day and night to spend any way that I...
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How to Save Money on Your Beloved Pets
Here at Bitches Get Riches, we don’t just think pets are better than people—we believe it with every fiber of our ornery little hearts. Down with the anthropocene! We welcome our fuzzy lil’...
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